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  3. dirkbot:

    things they don’t show you in porn:

    • elbowing each other in the face
    • leg cramps
    • queefing
    • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
    • ass pubes

    things they also don’t show in porn:

    • sleepy morning sex
    • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
    • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
    • your lover’s o face

    so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

    (via subtle-queen)

     

  4. Just bc school started doesnt mean ill stop bein a hoe

     
  5. politiciansandhiphop:

    Cinderella x Beyoncé

    ***Flawless Disney Princess #9 

     

  6. You ain’t real if you haven’t had your hair washed in a kitchen sink

     
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  8. (Source: cakejam, via lulz-time)

     

  9. cringing:

    cringing:

    do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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    (via thefuuuucomics)

     

  10. "Because alcohol tastes better than tears."
    — Six Word Story (via icekq)

    (Source: thestarstheyshineforyou, via lulz-time)

     
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  12. thefatgawd:

    kingjaffejoffer:

    salute a real nigga when you see one

    I don’t even fuck with Dunkin Donuts an I’m lowkey sad to see a nigga go.

    (via vitaminpimpc)

     

  13. burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

    takanobaka:

    Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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    (via vitaminpimpc)

     
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